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Thoughts and Prayers

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020
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Thought fucking

When one persons thought mingles with another persons thought to create a third thought that can be considered a median between the two.
"I think President Obama is doing a great job." "Well I think he's doing a shitty job" "Actually fuck politics" "Yeah fuck politics" Their thoughts have fucked to create a median so no argument is necessary. Thus, thought fucking.
by T-Corder August 23, 2009
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thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.
Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*
by Cloud November 15, 2004
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thot thoughts

The musings of a common thot, usually regarding her latest sexual target(s).

*Note: THOT is an acronym for "That Hoe Over There."
Karina: "Do you think Scott is going out this weekend?"

Abbie: "You are having too many thot thoughts."
by thot_thoughts May 17, 2017
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Minecraft thoughts

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.
Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.
by Chadison Jawthorn July 17, 2020
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domino thought

When one thought sets off a chain reaction until a person thinks about something completely unrelated to the original thought.
1: I thought about our trip to Santa Monica which reminded me of the hobos everywhere which made me think of soup kitchens which made me want to go to get some miso soup.

2: You just went from "Santa Monica" to "Miso Soup..."

1: Domino thoughts...
by ediecarried July 2, 2009
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That's Worth A Thought

Often said at a meeting when someone is being a T.W.A.T.
Business Development Manager "With some heat and light, these green shoots can turns into a game-changer"
Operations Manager "That's Worth A Thought"
by The Operations Manager November 5, 2016
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