Mimi Touch

When you are playing Soccer/Football and you receive a long pass and fail to control the ball well.

"so i did this long pass to the striker on the weekend, and he did the biggest Mimi Touch"
"Thats horrible"

by Juniorlikespoon April 23, 2009

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 7, 2019

Thought Criminal

Someone who is guilty of a thought crime, a crime committed by one's thoughts. Thinking differnetly(Outside the box), questioning authority, or owning anti-government literature such as Zeitgeist.

Alex Jones, the documentary filmmaker is a thought criminal

by Danny Glans February 20, 2010

thoughever

A humorous and very informal variation on "however" mocking the use of ...though at the end of an English sentence commonly associated with Spanish/Portuguese-native ESL speakers.

"This word is by no means only used by foreigners, thoughever."

by Pietrus December 11, 2022

the touch

Something you can have. It can help you defeat decepticons, or seduce women. Nothing is impossible if you have the touch, including unlocking the autobot matrix of leadership.

Ways to tell if you have the touch:

You never get hit when your back's to the wall.
When all hell's breaking loose you are riding the eye of the storm.
You get put to the test but it is never enough.
You're at your best when when the going gets rough.

Often, people with the touch also have the power.

Yao Ming has got the touch tonight!

by TheWizardof207 March 7, 2004

russian touchdown

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

by SAM1 October 14, 2013

Touch some Grass

Something that Genshin Impact players never do

Person: go touch some grass
Genshin impact player: wtf is that

by A Québecois December 6, 2021