No one wants those eggs

A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.

"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."

by Magzillas January 28, 2010

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

My main man Phil Swift goes insane whilst stabbing a bucket's bottom in a Flex Tape commercial. He then pulls a chainsaw out of his asshole and start cutting the bucket even more

Woman: The Hurricane hit our house!

Man: THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

by HotManAss36 July 29, 2018

thats going to leave a mark

1.A statement made when a bad accident or mishap happens.
2.A phrase uttered before you put the hurt on someone.

1. Spectator: "Here comes Earnhardt." "Holy shit, he is MOVING!"
Waltrip: "Ooops" ...and slams into the wall at 170 mph.
Spectator: "Oh, thats going to leave a mark."

2. Sniper: "Any targets?"
Spotter: "Got 2 combatants at 450 yards behind the berm, north of the building."
Sniper: "Got em." "Night night sugar pie"
Spotter: "Ouch, thats going to leave a mark."

by frainslug April 8, 2007

THATS MY PURSE

When a little kid is getting bullied and goes to the women’s self defense course at the ymca and then kicks the bully in the groin

Bobby: THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU Bobby: kicks Peggy in her yuh huh. Peggy: I have no testicles Bobby where’s your secret weapon now. Random kid: SHE BLUFFING FINISH HER

by Yourmommyfattest January 14, 2021

thats my horse

a game where 2 people beat the crap outta each other for no apparent reason to claim ownership of said horse.

horse may or may not actually exist.

refernced in Ed, Edd, n' Eddy

ed: THATS MY HORSE!!! (breaks a 2x4 over rolfs head)
rolf: Scourge of the beyond!

by jalksjf;lasj;lkjaf;sjf August 19, 2006

We take those

It is when someone accepts an outcome that is less than what one has expected, but still is desirable.

“Hey John, I brought 6 donuts instead of 12”
“It’s fine, we take those”

by Mclovinmcnuggets September 10, 2018

Thoosie

A roller coaster enthusiast who is realllly into roller coasters. Like, never fucked a pussy-level nerdom. Can often be spotted obsessing over non-important aspects of roller coasters, amusement parks, and entertainment industry, wearing cargo shorts, park pins, and a handheld digital camera. Fury 325, Steel Vengeance, and Orion shirts are also popular.

Damn, that Thoosie could only talk about his coaster count while waiting in line.

by CoasterFarce June 16, 2021