Slakenet Economy

(noun) /ˈsleɪkˌnɛt ɪˈkɒnəmi/

A self-sustaining economy driven by the utilization of data, browsing activity, and other valuable assets shared on the internet. In this economy, the act of using the internet serves as a means to fund internet connectivity, creating a cycle where internet usage sustains itself.

Hey Fred, we won't need to increase the budget if we switch to the Slakenet Economy.

by Slakenet February 6, 2024

The green new economy

What aldous Huxley's book brave new world looks like in America under the squad and the progressive left

The green new economy, well that's what will happen to America, in fact, is happening, if we won't stop the squad

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

failed economy

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.

Failed economy

by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013

Personal Information Economy

At it's simplest, an economy that's monetary value is measured in private data and intelligence.

By submitting my email address to urban dictionary, I will be adding to the personal information economy

by Siya Africa! April 1, 2010

up economy

When a public figure (politician running for elected office) has the general public perception that they (the public figure) can sustain an "up economy". Usually a reference, or slang used by pollsters and mainstream media.

Donald Trump has "up Economy".

by Topher.Laclis March 19, 2017

economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023

economy-grade stud

A far-below-average dude who is usually passed over in favor of more "succulent 'n' satisfying" male-meat by all but the most ugly/desperate/undesirable hussies who would otherwise have little chance of getting laid.

Economy-grade studs may not necessarily be dislikable guys per se, but they tend to be sorely lacking in the "hot 'n' heavy" department --- they may have low stamina in bed and/or perspire excessively during intercourse, only cum a weak dribble and/or have to wait several days to "recharge", have a small/narrow wee-wee, be very overweight and/or older than dirt, have an apathetic/lackluster personality, etc. Extra points if they are financially-solvent, though --- at least they won't mooch off the lady they're with at the moment, plus they may even be willing to assist HER with the cost of a few groceries and/or housewares.

by QuacksO November 24, 2017