The Thing

A sex move in which the male cums on his partner's face before throwing crushed Doritos all over them.

"How was last night?"
"I turned her into The Thing"

by xxpwndxx711 November 20, 2018

no thing

I know you're very full
I am too
Lets be empty once in a while
Leave everything outside

the world aint got no thing on us tonight

by Krkič July 7, 2019

Thing

A thing.

Alien: Did you see that thing? Looked like one of those earth dogs

by Meeeeeeee1508 August 2, 2017

a thing

What even is a thing?! Like how do u know whether or not u r dating or it's just a friend thing. Cause hun idk about u but I ain't gonna sit this boy, that I literally adore, down and say, yo r we dating cause like, what are we!? No we don't just do that.
A thing is like a unspoken spoken secret...
Everyone knows it, no one says it, but yet it's like everyone talks about it.

"come on what are u guys?"

"Uhhh... A thing?"
"What the frick does that mean"
"Hun if I knew I would tell you!"

:(

by Hello:) smile:)laugh:) January 23, 2018

Thing

it is a highly complex action that

The Doctor performs that is extremely difficult to explain.

All anyone knows is to "respect the thing"

"From there we are going to stabilise the werckage, stop the angels, and cure Amy"

"How?"

"Ill do a thing"

"What thing?"

"I dunno, a thing in progress, Respect the thing"

by Monotoneminor October 21, 2011

Thing

a dick (male or female) a shit, watever you want to call a "thing"
also used to replace a dirty word

andy's thing is big!!!
u left a huge thing in the toilet
i used the thing for protection
today i touched my thing and it felt good

by fook August 24, 2003

Thing

Believed to have been invented by non other than Dave Rollins himself, thing is a word to replace all nouns none to man.

Note that thing is never plural.

Send all them thing to warwickshire.

Have you got thing.

by Dict-o-man September 30, 2003