Talon McLachlan

tall but skinny, ranga, likes men. the small feet means that he has a tiny pecker. he has barely any friends and all the women feel sorry for him. he's the type of guy who rage quits Minecraft. he doesn't think he has orange hair, but he obviously does. he does not use deodarant.

Talon McLachlan you stinky ranga nonce
Talon McLachlan i didnt kill your minecraft pig hamlet

by robotic dildo April 6, 2022

Talon

The biggest cock lover there is. He loves cock, and sometimes even takes pictures of his own when he's feeling frisky. If you know what I mean. ;)

"wow, did you hear what that Talon sent last night?"
"yeah, pretty small huh?"
"I agree"

by shapoo6969$ March 18, 2020

dirty talon

when a man named talon has a 27 inch horse cock that destroys anybody

his dirty talon made me die

by jsbdgsianns May 2, 2024

Talon

normally a small white kid that mains talon in league of legends. Usually docent have many friends and is 4"11.

Where is Talon i cant see him, oh wait! He's down there. Hiows the wearther

by BILLLLLLIO November 5, 2021

Talon a but hole

he loves his pet mouse.

talon a but hole is funny.

by fat dinosuer October 9, 2020

Talon

somebody who’s gonna make you feel like you’re on cloud nine and like you’re the best out there then proceed to lead you on and then leave you on read

A: hey you know him

B: yea he’s such a talon

A:he must suck

by Iceywifey September 8, 2018

Talon E from the balcony

To die

Talon E from the balcony, please.

I would rather Talon E from the balcony instead of wearing those jeans.

by TalonE June 5, 2024