Lyrical scientist

She is a spoken word poet from Nigeria, her real name is Ifeoma Jennifer.

Lyrical scientist is a spirit poet

by Kosoko May 1, 2021

Scientists

Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.

Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Scientist

The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.

Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Map-scientist

The zinz version of a geographer

Fuck if I know where that is, I'm not a map-scientist

by Satanic mechanic July 19, 2021

Scientists

If they think it's up to them to sort out everything about the pandemic, they think they are God if there is one.

Scientists don't know anything the rest of the population can't figure out.

by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021

The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

trap scientist

A Nigga that’s a scientist of trapping.

He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.

Damn that Nigga Tyreese in the kitchen touching dog food again. That Nigga a Trap Scientist

by Certified Trap Nig January 3, 2025