"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

by vouguey February 25, 2008

The Boston Bean Pot

When a person falls asleep,with his/her mouth a-gape you cop a squat over them,sorta reverse tea-bag style then ripe a major egg salad fart right in there.

'When Timmy was passed out Jessie hauled his pasty white dump truck up and farted in his open mouth, yelling BEEF STEW ! Bitch!" thus the boston bean pot was born.

by The Grimmice July 12, 2011

Pot on the Cock

When you're making weed brownies and you insert your cock into the batter and then someone proceeds to suck you off.

I got some pot on the cock last night.

by givemeyourmilk21 April 8, 2015

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.

Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Pot Calling The Rainbow Black

A variation on the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" that is used when the person being accused by the "pot" is not guilty of the thing they are being accused of while the "pot" is.

Origin: Rainbows are many colors but never black.

Transphobic Cult Leader: Stop indoctrinating children.
Trans Person: Seems like a case of the pot calling the rainbow black.

by Shugunou June 14, 2023

The princess of pot

Girls love weed as much as dudes but some may just not like going through the hustle of getting some. A princess of pot is that girl who likes hanging around people (mostly dudes) who are smoking weed at the time and smokes in the circle every time but never buys her own or herself. She therefore gets what she wants each time like a princess.

Essie is the princess of pot in the squad. She's lucky she's Brad's girlfriend otherwise we wouldn't let her in the trap house.

by vic-star March 2, 2016

Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024