Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

Pearl Harbor

An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.

by Tommy Lasordid May 10, 2018

Pearl Harbors

A Japanese woman with huge tits/bombs. Can be applied to any Asian woman with big tits. Usually a rare sight.

Hey Joe check out that chick! Man you don't see that very often. You're right John, She has a serious set of Pearl Harbors!!!

by HORNET CHOW May 23, 2025

Pearl Harbor

To block a person on a social media platform, usually in the blink of an eye.

“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy

“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky

“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly

Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"

by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017

Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor - verb - to shoot pearls of giz on an unsuspecting victim when she doesn't even realize you are in the room.

I sneaked in and shot a load on my personal trainers back while she was watching tik tok videos. She never saw it cumming, I totally pearl harbored her."

by Mr E Texas March 15, 2023