package checker

A male (regardless of sexual orientation) who is obsessed with looking at the genitals of other men in the locker room in order to compare his endowment with theirs.

Hombre 1: Dude, what's up with that guy who was staring at my unit?

Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.

by daverpdxq May 24, 2007

The Golden Package

A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.

Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.

by Anonymous81 February 11, 2009

package peeper

One who looks at another man's johnson for comparison to his own. Someone who looks at your weiner when your taking a piss.

That package peeper wouldn't stop looking at Harry in the shower.

by nahtan July 30, 2008

Packaged Cake

A cake (usually of the birthday/party variety) that has come into contact with male genitalia.

That bitch pissed me off, so for her birthday I gave her a packaged cake.

by the_tmo_rebirth February 13, 2006

nickel package

5 DB's who host Patriots Webcast

The funniest Nickel Package in the NFL

by AmyBlock April 15, 2008

Pussy Package

1. When a person's vagina is so bulbous it appears the buldge is actually a penis.

2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.

1. Krystine, "Hey. Look at Alicia's Pussy Package. When did she grow a dick?".
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."

2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"

by Raysten August 19, 2009

blister package

The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!

this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...

by specaled hen June 10, 2008