Judge Judy

A hilarious show on CBS. Basically, there's this nasty, old, bitchy women, like the perfect stereotype librarian, called "Judge Judy." She's actually a judge for real court cases, but very minor ones. Idiots who have never heard of the show will be delighted of the idea of being on television, and will not realize that they are about to be humiliated. Such cases include: "She broke my ipod!" "He borrowed my car when he wasn't supposed to!" "He's stalking me!" Often people are just really, really stupid...and fat. Judge Judy will tell them to shut up, the crowd will laugh at them, amongst other things. It's a great show.
Person A: Dude, do you watch Judge Judy?

Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag.

Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park.
by MrSaturn33 June 17, 2010
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activist judge

Conservative aka lamer term for Judges which interpret all the laws therefore disagree with conservatives.
1) Segregation in the 1950s and 60s.

2) Activist Judges are trying to change the good old boy way of life.
by James king November 17, 2004
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judge dredd

A character from a futuristic sci-fi movie with an extremely large jaw. Also known as Dredd.
Judge Dredd: "I am the LAaaaaw!!!!!!!11111oneone"
by Spiel Brickner September 13, 2005
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French Judge

1) Non-consensual, pre-planned act of establishing a safe word with the sole intention of violating the bond established by a safe word.
2) Turning a "yes" into a "no" halfway through a consensual sex act through a stunning act of reckless abandon.
After determining that "banana split" would be the safe word, when choking my partner, I heard her barely manage to utter the phrase, but continued in my actions unabated for my own pleasure, like a French Judge.
by Bracebridge November 03, 2013
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Judge-hole

Any individual who consistently buzzkills your stories or ideas with his or her judgment, thereby neutering your curiosity and creative spirit.
Employee 1: I told my boss a new idea yesterday and all he gave me were ten reasons why it will never work.

Employee 2: He can be such a judge-hole!

Employee 3: Yeah, yesterday he judge-holed me in front of everyone.
by Link-adopolis October 13, 2011
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Judge Fudge

Pretty self explanatory - a person that can get away with anything because they're being so delicious...(aka SWASP team aka Weave aka Vicki aka Cinnamon)
People call me Judge Fudge because I'm so delicious
by pakmanrai October 17, 2007
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activist judge

A judge who rules against a status quo in the name of their interpretation of a law.
If activist judges insist on re-defining marriage by court order, the only alternative will be the constitutional process. - George W. Bush, February 4th, 2004
by Falconrath March 05, 2004
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