XY crowd

boys, dudes, pimps... whatever you want to call them they all come with an X and a Y chromosome. Hence the XY crowd.
aka: Men

"Are you going down to the Moose tonight?"
"Nahhh... that place is nothing but the XY crowd these days."

by Stymie May 10, 2005

Crowd Buster

A fart released amidst a group of people in an indoor or outdoor social gathering that drifts around to all who are near, hence causing a crowd to disperse momentarily or longer

“Remember at Brats’ when Kenny let that crowd buster? Everyone looked around in disgust and a few women left the patio area.”

by Blrt331 April 10, 2020

homie crowd

Groups of douchebags male or female standing in the fucking hallways in the shape of a circle, always just big enough that you can't walk around them.

"Sorry I was late Mrs. Smith I was stuck behind a bunch of homie crowds, fucking freshmen."

by FirzMinizberg January 9, 2016

crowd irony

An ironic situation in which a lot of people do something in order to avoid a crowd/traffic, but end up making a crowd or completely emptying the space.

Apparently the freeway was going to be very busy, so everyone went a different way, and thus caused crowd irony because it would have been almost empty to drive on and there was heavy traffic on the nearby roads.

by luluthomas888 May 6, 2018

crowded bus

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

by gigigi May 27, 2016

crowd fucking

The ultimate way to show the woman and others that she is taken and owned.

“Chip popped into our business meeting, grabbed Kristinia by the hair, and started Crowd fucking the shit out of her right in front of co-workers.”

by Coppernobgoddess March 27, 2019

Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.

Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."

by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010