Hairy Weaver

When your penis gets stuck or caught in your partners vaginal hair.

I got a hairy weaver when I was banging my brother's mom last night because she never shaves.

by Scorcher's no namé June 1, 2010

hairy pants

When a guy OR girl is wearing shorts and has such hairy legs that it looks like they are wearing fur pants.

Veronica: 'I think i need to get my boyfriend to shave his legs or something, his leg hair is sooo dark it looks like he is wearing hairy pants."

Dina: "oh god, tmi"

by Frizzy beard April 12, 2010

hairy chick

1. A girl who doesn't shave, wax or otherwise depilate her legs, armpits and/or pubic region. Possible reasons include laziness, sensitive skin, a belief that it's more natural, or a partner who likes it that way.

2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.

1. Man, I was at the nudist beach and I saw some hippie with full armpit hair and a wild bush. Hairy chicks are such a turnoff!

2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.

by vastheman January 28, 2010

hairy norman

When a girl goes for the deepthroat, you push her head into your crotch, so far that pubic hair enters her nose.

This chick was giving me a blowjob last night and I gave her a Hairy Norman. There was so much hair up her nose she couldn't breathe.

by Johnny Dickshot November 8, 2006

hairy potter

Long scraggly pubic hair surrounding a man's anus.

You're in the shower at the gym and a guy bends over to wash his ankles, just when you turn towards him.. and you get an unwanted view of his "hairy potter". Usually associated with individuals that have large amounts of back hair, and low personal hygiene.

by Fredster August 4, 2007

Hairy Growler

A woman's, usually an older woman's vagina with an exceptionally large amount of pubic hair.

I was going to go down on her but she had a really hairy growler!

by sukotsu December 19, 2010

Hairy Plotter

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.

Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?

by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009