Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

Haggy

Historical saying of good will and celebration usually used on the 2nd night of Hannukah. This phrase was popularized by those who believe (not shayna).

Haggy to my close family and friends!

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.

Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis

by Dingamasala October 6, 2025

Haggy

Giving a girl terrible oral

I gave that girl a terrible haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025

HAGGIS

The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.

*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"

by O P R I C E Y June 7, 2018

haggis

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs

it is haggis hunting season

by spleenlover August 31, 2022

Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.

Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021