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Groundhog Dayting

Groundhog dayting is when a person takes his significant other on the exact same date multiple times in a row i.e. pizza hut and then a movie.
Martha broke up with Timothy for Groundhog dayting. He had taken her out for pizza 6 dates in a row.
by PlagueMIsty December 16, 2018
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Russian Groundhog

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole
Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week
by ROAD HOUSE September 2, 2016
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The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.
Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
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groundhog tunnel

a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist
ex: "i cant make my hot sauce audition because i'm eating fish and chips in the groundhog tunnel"
by lc2401 September 8, 2010
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Groundhogging

Groundhogging - verb; to groundhog

noun; groundhog

1. To spend the day on the ground at a dropzone while others are skydiving. Especially relevant in perfect weather. Usually accompanied with sitting in a hammock, fetching lunch or worrying about wind speeds, potential gusts and/or wind changes.
She was in the hammock all day just groundhogging, all while chirping those who were actually jumping"
by Morty87 May 30, 2022
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Groundhog Day

Tucking your penis into your body and slowly guiding it out with your fingers
“hey did you know it’s groundhog day?” “no it’s not it’s on February second… oh shit”
by groundhogger June 22, 2024
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Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.
"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."
by palabraplug November 12, 2023
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