Gargoyled

When you play League of Legends and get one-shotted by a Chogath using Gargoyles stone plate

Yasuo: Hasa.....
Riven: What happened?
Lulu: He got gargoyled

by Hasaggggiiii June 15, 2017

Gargoyle

Gargoyle (verb)
Similar to the word ligma in which it applies that you are gargling

Gargoyle dees nuts

by Bigthiccdiccricc March 26, 2022

Gargoyle

he don’t move. he stone

i swear the gargoyle was moving a minute ago

by aldenpsych777 March 30, 2022

gargoyle

I don't even know what this means.

Your mom looks like gargoyle.

by Lillejnar October 20, 2023

Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023

Gargoyling

The act of squatting on top of a roof and giving yourself a reach around to make your penis appear to be a tail

Did you see that kid on top of the school? He looked like he was gargoyling.

by MooselessCanada November 6, 2015

Gargoyled

Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.

Talking in discord with the boys, gargoyled out of my mind.

by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023