turd burglar

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage
EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.
by PHIL MC CRACKEN May 28, 2005
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ass burglar

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.
by b-randon September 11, 2003
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batty burglar

"why is george michael such a batty burglar?"
by chewbacca June 19, 2006
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fence burglar

a fence burglar is someone who takes "a fence" to everything people say.
person: *inhales*
fence burglar: "how dARe you!!1! did that oxygen consent to being forcefully sucked into your lungs, huh??!!" *proceeds to steal a fence*
by justapersonidk February 02, 2022
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Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.
"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
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burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
by edjog December 16, 2005
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