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Apollo

Apollo- Great at music and gives the best advice on life .
by Trapmaine August 2, 2019
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Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!
I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.
by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012
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Apollo (Percy Jackson)

God of poetry,

music, archery and all

that’s awesome. Haiku.
"Apollo (Percy Jackson) is hot."
"He's the sun god."
"That's not what I meant."
by percyjacksonfanlol May 24, 2024
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Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.
"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"
by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019
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Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016
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Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.
Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"
by Senor Vader November 3, 2016
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apollo

apollo is an identity v a tier skin that is worthy of being an s tier.
1: oh man i sure like joseph's apollo skin! is it s tier?
2: no lol, its A tier
3: omgomg poger
by matew sus November 9, 2021
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