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Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.
Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.
by Johno Dox August 25, 2022
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Apollo

he’s very cool and my favourite greek god tbh
oh my god(s)! is that Apollo, Percy?”
“oh wow! it is.. he looks so cool and awesome
by wifehaver01 September 2, 2022
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Apollo 1

Bro, I tried to talk to Brittany, it totally when Apollo 1.
by Carter523 April 18, 2020
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Apollos

A first century Christian known for works of watering plants.
Have you Apollos the Vegetables?
by Double Brain✌ December 20, 2021
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Apollo 13 Syndrome

When a restaurant takes ingredients that are already in the store and create a "new" product, similar to making the square air filters fit round holes using only what was on the spacecraft.
Dude, that Crunchwrap Supreme is just another example of Apollo 13 Syndrome. You know they just took a mexican pizza and wrapped a tortilla around it!
by Mania88 October 11, 2020
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Apollo

Apollo is the name of weak people who are emo and broken. They have no partners and they are unable to mate due to their fuglyness.
I'm a Quinn but hes an Apollo, we would never work.
by idfk on discord to apollo February 19, 2022
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