Apple of the Pwnage Tree

When someone is the best of the gaming community at the ability to pwn n00bs

example of speech online
"You pwned 3 n00bs so far, so you're the Apple of the Pwnage Tree"

by McRory January 10, 2007

from under the cork tree

yes it is a fall out boy cd (one of the best) but it does have another meaning.

see when it came out everyone was like "hey go get fuct!".
which is extremely funny i think. well you know the kids these days using "fucking" and language like that, well theres a new way to explain your anger or mishap.

just replace from under the cork tree with fucking and there you go!

peter: "I almost got in a car accident today it was from under the cork tree scary man."

by catherine darko May 18, 2008

The Himilayian Tree Bear

The coolest bear in ohio .

"The Himilayian Tree Bear" is a beast

by coltonisaginger April 10, 2010

the lime tree

The lime tree is a sanctuary where neighborhood kids go to perch and watch the scene below them.

Hey kids...wanna go perch in the lime tree?

by dirtylinda25 March 17, 2017

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.

I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.

Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

by cut the cards December 19, 2022