A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
by xterrorx November 30, 2004
When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
by bertrandrussell March 08, 2012
A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 23, 2022
“Raava in a teapot that hurts-“
by Kiribaku is only ship June 28, 2021
The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
by Curly smurf July 28, 2017
by Alicat27 August 21, 2020
A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 05, 2019