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About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
by xterrorx November 30, 2004
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hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012
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Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
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Teapot

A short man with a big penis.

Short but stout.
Our guide is hot. He might be short but I bet he’s a teapot and can use that schlong well.
by Pakistanigirlie February 1, 2025
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Teapot

Guy who pisses himself when he gets too angry.
“Hey, did you hear that Mike’s a teapot?”
“Yeah, he pissed himself during an argument last week.”
by Eidolaaa January 12, 2023
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Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum
she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot
by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025
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o.l teapot

Real name olly mcanny
Definition of o.l teapot If you piss off o.lteapot he will use his mma skills and kidnap your African kids
by Unknown local fraud star January 7, 2022
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