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The Reader

Definition: The Reader
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.

1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.

2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.

Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget

Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy

Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:

1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation

2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
Example: "She tried to come for my outfit but I'm The Reader in this family - had to remind her about her whole life choices from 2019 to now."

Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"

*The Reader has entered the chat*

"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?

*adjusts glasses*

Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.

Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.

Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.

Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.

*closes book*

This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."

Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
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Leon Reader

Leon Reader (born birthdate) is an adolescent renowned for his notable contributions to contemporary literature and artistic expression. His works, including "Skibidi Toilet" and "A Punishment from Daddy," have garnered widespread acclaim for their unique narratives and thought-provoking themes.

"Skibidi Toilet" captivates audiences with its whimsical yet introspective exploration of the mundane aspects of daily life, infused with subtle humor and profound observations. Meanwhile, "A Punishment from Daddy" delves into the complexities of familial relationships, tackling issues of authority, rebellion, and forgiveness with sensitivity and depth.

Despite his young age, Reader has earned admiration and respect within literary circles for his exceptional talent and maturity in storytelling. His works have been praised for their ability to resonate with audiences of all ages, sparking conversations and eliciting emotions that transcend generational boundaries.

Reader's literary prowess, coupled with his keen insight into the human experience, positions him as a rising star in the world of literature. As he continues to hone his craft and explore new artistic endeavors, Leon Reader remains a figure of inspiration and admiration for aspiring writers and enthusiasts alike.
Chris: "Look! It's Leon Reader!"
Jack: "Skibidi toilet!"
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Eye Reader

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Reader's Syndrome

Reader's Syndrome is a condition that a person who is an avid reader usually suffers from. They know many, many words and how to correctly use them but don't always know how to correctly pronounce them as they have never heard the word. They have only ever seen it in print and have had to sound it out to themselves.
She's such a bookworm. I bet she suffers from Reader's Syndrome. Knows a lot of words but sounds incredibly awkward trying to use them in conversations.
by Mecc December 23, 2019
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reader

a fucker who has a giggle kink
look at him, I bet that man is a reader
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Mind Reader

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau
The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.
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Sole reader

Like a palm reader but someone who trades the soles of someone’s feet
What do you do for work?”
“I’m a sole reader
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