Dalton Porter

Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.

Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.

by Massive cok July 1, 2021

porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

by pooooorterandpincerrrrrrrrrr November 8, 2010

Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

Gus Porter

A boy who once stuffed a mop in someone's face. And gave a Spanish cookbook to someone as a guide to learn Spanish. And is totally not constantly shipped with Mattholomule.

In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".

Lad: "What's your favourite ship?"

Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."

by SDE Syndrome September 11, 2023

Liam porter

Cool,smart, and amazing person that never gives up and thinks everyone is less cool because they are and he really appreciates NObody.

he is a person liam porter.

by Daquavion February 9, 2022

Porter Boy

A young male who is pimped out to elderly couples

Karol: When I was working in a hotel as a porter boy i met so many amazing elderly couples that I had sex with

by psymmetry January 5, 2022

Porter Style

to insist on washing thoroughly before and after sexual intercourse

Malelda was a lovely girl, but did it Porter Style

by Milkymagic April 3, 2011