new inn

not anymore. well, its obviously on your mind, so go, now

if you looked this up, you really should be there instead, i think. thats called obsessive compulsive disorder, you know

by andrew stock (yes, that one) March 2, 2005

Liam Innes

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,

EXAMPLE 1

Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’

Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate

*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’

EXAMPLE 2

Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’

Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’

Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’

Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’

Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’

by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020

Commack Motor Inn

A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.

The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".

I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?

Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.

by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025

Miss Hotel inn

The queen of home wrecking, and slutting around. Goes from door to door in a hotel inn to sleep with married men or just, men. Could be sympathetically used, often not:

“Well atleast im not miss hotel inn 2025 runner up “

by Tallhawtblond July 9, 2025

cuutnuut inn

a residence, inhabited either permanently or temporarily by a female human who is expecting company from another person for sexual purposes.

Brian: Yo Trevor, you going to come home tonight?
Trevor: Nah bro, I'm going to the cuutnuut inn tonight to see this girl.
Brian: Ah nice, have fun!

by trevvvvvv May 17, 2023

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

Budget Inn

The local run down motel that a promiscuous man with a strict budget takes a woman he wishes to have sexual intercourse with at a really affordable rate for the night. These motels are usually rated one star and are owned and operated by Indians.

My younger brother just turned 18 today and I booked a reservation at the Budget Inn with a local lot lizard.

by Dr.D Fraud May 15, 2019