by kingkonglongdong February 29, 2012
Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation
"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch
by WestCoastLisa January 03, 2006
Giving advice to people who are actually doing the work and judging them for the work they are doing.
Stop it you hurler in the ditch.
by steezedout March 15, 2011
The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.
by C. Sampson April 02, 2009
The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.
A major stuff up.
A major stuff up.
Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.
A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
by Harry Goodson September 30, 2010
by bkboatnsleds.com October 15, 2009
When she got up, she sucked down all the beer out of my friends' fridge, emptied all the change out of my pockets, and then got railed by the cab driver that next morning on the way home. What a ditch bottle.
by sarcan August 20, 2010