Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.

'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'

by BigNose395 November 19, 2019

crisis management

Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.

Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.

To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.

by Slim Jim Whitman January 23, 2008

midlie crisis

Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.

I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...

by Jungok January 25, 2010

Extential crisis

Something you have when you fail at something easy and dumb

Mom:"What happened to the food"
Me:"I burnt it with a candle"
Mom:"How please tell me why"
Me:"What's the point of living"
Mom:"oh no extential crisis call the cops"

by BoopBopBish May 29, 2021

merry crisis

A word to describe on how terrible a year was durring christmas

Person 1: merry crisis!
Person 2: whuh

by Toadwithafedora December 25, 2020

midlife crisis

When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.

You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

vanity crisis

personal crisis, your own personal problems noone else cares about

can you stop talking about your vanity crisis? noone cares about your vanity crisis!

by Ranger May 27, 2004