Jamaican Corndog

When you poop on a MILF's chest, then have poopy sex with the breasts. Preferably having her kids watching.

I gave Stephen's mom a Jamaican Corndog while Stephen was watching, then had a long shower.

by Smelly Corn November 25, 2009

Chinese Corndog

A punishment for rapists in which involves the removal of their penis, the hollowing out of the penis cartilage and the stapling of the penis skin to the end of a broomstick, followed by sodomizing of the rapist with said device.

Did you hear about that douchbag who raped that one chick?" "Yeah, that dude should so get a chinese corndog

by CodeHipster October 28, 2010

crusty corndog

A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.

I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.

by pwntang April 16, 2008

corndog vendor

1. A seller of Corndogs. 2. A close friend. 3. An insult that degrades a person by refering them to being a "low life" such as a "carnie". Synonomous with Mexican Corndog Vendor

Person 1: I like suguar and I like tea, but I dont like you dumbass no sire!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!

by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007

crusty corndog

a annoying human being who is being bitchy.

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!

by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017

alabama corndog

A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal

brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

Furry Corndog

The act of supergluing pubes to the shaft of a penis.

My wife wanted to try something new, so I offered her a furry corndog.

by Blumpkinader December 7, 2022