Wristband Collector

A sad and rather pathetic person who goes to as many music festivals and concerts as their parents can afford. Not for enjoyment, or love of the music but so that they can show off their tatty collection of wristbands along with their tan at the end of the summer.

Penelope: "The red one's from Reading and the green one's from Glastonbury. The purple one's from this darling little place in Italy that I went to whilst Daddy was on a business trip there"
John: "Which band did you like best then?"
Penelope: "Band? Huh?"
John: "Gah - you are such a Wristband Collector"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

tax collector

A pauper.

Better work hard for your life lest you'll end up being a tax collector.

by Gerrycongo January 23, 2009

Bone Collector

A man who hooks up with girls for the primary purpose of increasing the number of people he has slept with.

Bone Collector: "I'm the Bone Collector and I'm gonna bone collect her!"

BC's Friend: "You are a douche"

by hortesque March 15, 2009

Bone Collector

A girl who has been gutted out by a lot of men in her life time. Hence the term "bone collector."

"See that chick over there, I heard she's fucked about twenty dudes, she's a real bone collector."

"Me and my boys just ran train on this chick. She's a fuckin bone collector."

by Meat Dismantler March 20, 2009

Nectar Collector

A person who swallows multiple loads of semen in a short period of time and then vomits it back up like a bee does with honey.

I knew a nectar collector back in college. She blew 6 guys in less than an hour and threw it back up all over my dorm room.

by The Real Wiz 76 November 26, 2018

Coochie Collector

This individual will go to great lengths in order to get attention from women. He usually doesn’t even make it past first base, but he is friends with numerous attractive women.

Sending a valentines card to Kappa Apple Gamma was a real coochie collector move by Gabe.

by Newwavewhiteboyslang December 1, 2020