app blocked

When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.

"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"

by super-hombre November 6, 2013

Chat App

People chat together online.

person 1: ayo do you have a chat app
person 2: yeah
person 1: good

by big j the el plan March 8, 2022

App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.

Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.

by clappr February 25, 2015

App Hopping

Having to switch between multiple apps on your phone all the time.

Man, between work and school I got 5 apps just to talk to everybody. I'm app hopping all day just to see what's going on.

by DRChi June 1, 2015

App-athetic

The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.

Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.

by The Brown Fox January 2, 2013

Living App

A person so full of information/knowledge that they are as useful as a Smartphone application.

Stephen Hawking is like the living app of Physics

by SalmonHQ February 20, 2011

Killer App

When at the click of a link sent via an app, someone’s digital device is virally infected or disabled, often with the terrorist sender or hacker able to retrieve the data stored on the recipient’s phone, tablet, or watch.

After John unsuspiciously clicked on a link in a WhatsApp fake member’s message, no one in the chat group anticipated that the killer app would facilitate the transmission of the Russian virus at such a lethal speed, which wiped out the data stored on all twelve members’ devices.

by Covido March 5, 2022