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The Jack Talk Thai

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.
I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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Thad

The greatest most amazing person on this Earth. Caring, loving and respectful. Is the type of guy every girl with a clue wants. Always there to talk to no matter what the situation. Very understandable and protective. Mystical in a way, and enjoys to tease their lover. Supportive and thrilling. Always knows what to say or do to brighten your day, no matter how crummy. (Day)Dream worthy. Full of love to give, just looking for the same in return. (: The person a girl would want to spend the rest of their life with... always
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Thad
by iSecretValentine February 4, 2010
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thailand

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.
" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"
by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005
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Thai Massage

A very nice massage, usually given with copious amounts of oil.

Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life.

Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll negotiate a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its perfectly legal to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana.

After the negotiations are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you give me a Thai Massage?

Girlfriend: Gross no i wont fulfill your sick Asian fantasies..
by redzone1 March 28, 2009
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muay thai

Despite what some people have said. Muay Thai actually uses a lot of powerful techniques. Just people who think otherwise are ignorant. They have kicks that put most martial arts TO SHAME!
I'll use my muay thai skills to kick a hole through you.
by You don't need to know my name. February 26, 2005
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Thai Tuck

A deceptive technique used by Thai transvestites. The act is comprised of "tucking" ones genitalia between ones legs so as to resemble the female counterpart.
Tourist #1: "I met this gorgeous girl last night at the bar."
Tourist #2: "So, did you end up banging her?"
Tourist #1: "Well, once I got her back to my place I discovered she was pulling the 'Thai tuck' all night."
Tourist #2: "So, did you end up banging him?"
by Daniel Humphrey April 13, 2008
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You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.
"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"
by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009
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