Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

Texticles

Your thumbs.

M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf

by MK808 December 14, 2010

Texticles

1. A male to male sexting session
2. Bare texting

I'll send you a texticles later

by HollieHomicidex January 7, 2011

testicalation

Male figure being sensitive. As the testicle is very sensitive.

Your testicalation actions prevented you from getting lucky.

by alloveritagain December 2, 2011

texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.

He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.

by WolfBone December 31, 2011

Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.

by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012

Texticle

Having texticles is when someone has the balls to text something they wouldn't say to the persons face.

Brad: Did you hear that Brittany texted Sally, saying she is a bitch?
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.

by princesscassi June 22, 2014