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Tell it to the fishes

What you say to someone before you whack them - because their dead body will be in the water sleeping with the fishes.
"Oh yeah? Tell it to the fishes! *gun shot*"
by mobster_w August 2, 2013
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mr. tell it

To cockblock a guy by telling the girl he's a fag, douche, player, or any other insult to help discourage that girl from liking him.
Jake: You shouldn't get with Zach, he's a douche and a player and he's only going to use you
Girl: What? What are you talking about?
Jake: He's a dick, don't hook up with him.

*next day*
Zach: Wow, Jake is a mr. tell it. What a fag.
by Zatch S May 16, 2006
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Telle Puncher

A person who is amazing yet can be very annoying.
by Petah August 23, 2020
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Robbie Tell

Like William Tell with his Arrow into the Apple. This is similar except it is when a man cums into a woman's mouth/eye/between breasts at a distance.
Mr Reynolds had an amazing 'Robbie Tell' moment with his fiance last night, right onto the bridge of her nose.
by Dan Spalke January 17, 2013
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Motel-no-tell

Shady motel were people go in just to fuck. The type of motel you don't brag about.
Man 1: Mary and I had sex last night.

Man 2: Does Your wife Gena knows about this?

Man 1: No, we went to the motel-no-tell on the interstate.
by Crashy873 August 11, 2016
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fortune telling

Fortune telling is based on tools that the fortune teller uses. It is a spiritual interpretation of the future of your life. Tarot cards, throwing dice, palm reading, astrology or other methods are used.
fortune telling works with Horoscopes, palmistry, dream interpretation, card reading
by knowingportal May 26, 2020
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Telling Belly's

To constantly lie, for no particular reason... then continuing the lie, even though everyone nows that your talking shit
Stop telling belly's Jason, we all know what happened
by MichaelSmith April 14, 2013
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