tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

texon

A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.

I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Teone

A Teone a very specific creature. she's hard to put in words but she's definitely a Teone.

Your being such a Teone today!!! Don't worry Emmo's got your back!

by Emily Saba (pro duck sucker) June 22, 2018

teyon

Teyon is very pretty and strong.Shes loyal to her friends but when is needed she’ll drop them.She gets all the guys and always been pretty popular in school.She likes attention but sometimes hates it.Shes a fun person to be with and she’ll always give you a laugh.

Omg,you’re such a Teyon!
You’re so Teyon

by Meii February 24, 2018

Tejon

Tejon is a sexy person that has a very large penis. Everyone knows he gets a lot of girls and all of them choke on his large dick

Look it’s Tejon, he has a massive penis.

by LargeWilly November 1, 2017

Tendon

(Noun)strands of tissue that connect the skeletal muscles to bones

Ex. "Make sure to cook the tendon in the chicken well," said the chef.

by Bizzy Artist March 19, 2019

teondra

Teondra is an amazing person who is a goof ball Teondra is a very bi polor person Teondra can never stay mad at no one no mader the circumstances Teondra is beautiful Teondra want to be accepted Teondra loves life and want to have fun

Teondra always have a great day billy is always mad he can never pull a teondra

by Icetucker March 13, 2017