A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".
Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale
by vlegel October 14, 2018
An adult tattle-tale. Also known as a rat. A person who throws someone under the bus for anything, no matter how petty.
if someone rats on you to your boss for taking an extra 10 minutes on break... “you little rattle-tale”
Nobody respects a rattle-tale
Nobody respects a rattle-tale
by Warrzone603 June 21, 2019
When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants
Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
by farterinc June 22, 2022
To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.
My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.
angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake
angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake
by TBag420 February 07, 2009
A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.
Monica: Mom, dad! Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!
by nomartynoparty January 05, 2022
a racing game where everyone runs around free and gayly
There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.
There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.
Xanji:*runs around like a naked potato*
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!
by Sandrao December 25, 2009
A misheard of the lyric "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous" from Sofia Reyes's Official Video Clip song '1, 2, 3' that was uploaded
many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly
many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly
Woman: (sings unknowingly) "Hola como tale tale vu"
Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"
Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"
by a-lone-wolf-on-UD July 12, 2022