flip a table

to lose one's shit; to become enraged or angry by the actions of another.

Terese Guidice flipped a table on Danielle Staub during the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I totally flipped a table, but can you blame me, she spilled ketchup all over my Marc Jacobs shirt.

I'm going to flip a table if we don't get home before the Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale.

by lah_lah June 16, 2009

anal is on the table

When the possibility of anal intercourse has been broached and not rejected

Seth: You give it to that girl up the ass yet?
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.

by balls123451 June 8, 2009

table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016

Table for Two

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.

Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.

by DollarReel April 5, 2011

all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

by Daniel Long December 27, 2007

walking tabloid

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

my table

oh noooo

my table: it's broken :(

by cloude <3 October 30, 2021