Crafting table

A table that people fuck on. As simple as that .

Dream and George had sex on the crafting table

Oh no they had sex on the crafting table aAaA

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Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

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Our Table

Something That's Broken

Brother: OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!
Sister: Well, the table broke!

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Breakfast Table

A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.

I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.

K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.

I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.

by Very Tall Human December 9, 2010

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head of the table

Roman Reigns being the family leader of his generation and the face of the WWE.

I am The Head of the Table.

If they don't respect us then who are we.

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flip a table

to lose one's shit; to become enraged or angry by the actions of another.

Terese Guidice flipped a table on Danielle Staub during the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I totally flipped a table, but can you blame me, she spilled ketchup all over my Marc Jacobs shirt.

I'm going to flip a table if we don't get home before the Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale.

by lah_lah June 16, 2009

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