Tea 

A person with a huge dick and great personality
Really short but won’t accept the reality of it

A god damn simp as well

Person 1: did you see Tea recently?
Person 2: how could I not? Their penis drags along the ground it’s so big

Tea by Tea (not the drink) March 28, 2023

Tea 

James charles vs tati

*sips tea*

Tea by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Tea 

There is only one type of Tea.
That is Tea Tea.
This Tea is native to the British Isles and is usually black or brown in colour, although too much milk can make it appear white.
The Chinese believe there are several types of tea. They are wrong.

"Fancy a cup of tea, my friend?"
"What kind of tea?"
"Leave now."

Tea by The Lieutenant. July 6, 2009

Tea 

When it is spelled with a capital letter, without needing one, in the middle of the sentence, it is most likely a reference to anal sex.

"Would you like some Tea, miss?"

Tea by Mr.Underscore. December 5, 2012

Tea 

Some weird tasteless shit that British people drink.

Have you ever had Tea? It tastes like ass.

Tea by Tylertoad March 1, 2019

tea 

coffee for the non-homosexual community.

Gay guy: I like to sit in coffee shops drinking coffee. Can't stand going to straight peoples' houses and being offered tea.

tea by Roaring Hell May 19, 2004

tea 

A (usually) boiling hot drink that is made up by: Small amount of milk in a mug, followed by 1 or 2 teaspoonful sugars and a teabag. You then add the boiling hot water, stir, take out the teabag and drink.
The British do drink alot of tea but as with every sterotype, it is highly exagerated, not everyone likes it, alot of people prefer coffee or none at all, and we don't drink it ''all the time.''
But you should be proud, drinking tea is what made the British empire, owning 1/4th of the world and all.

Tea is nice to have with biscuits or other things, such as marshmellows.

tea by Entity Deus September 12, 2006