Sylvia Brown

The most vague psychic since Ms. Cleo. Can be found on many episodes of Montel answering questions like "Is my dead dog mad at me for not saving him from the housefire" with a response such as "No. He or she could or could not be mad at you. That's because he or she is in fact either not living or no longer in your life"

Did you see that Sylvia Brown on Montel? She guessed that the dead relative was a man! Then again, she had a 50/50 chance of getting that right. But still, it's amazing!!

by WhiteMike March 24, 2006

Sylvania

Sylvania is right outside of the shithole city of Toledo, OH. It is mostly upperclass bitches who think they are better than everyone else. If you do not grow up in Sylvania wearing brand name clothes, you will probably never fit in. They have some of the biggest drug abusing, drunk, and slutty high schoolers around. Sylvania is an amazing place to party though, most parents usually supply their kids alcohol. If you are not a preppy white rich kid, you mind as well move on with your life. Sylvania is pretty much Mean Girls, except everyone is a "plastic". It's a very pretty city to look at, and people say they love it. But mostly the kids mooch off their parents for everything and the parents are totally naive of the terrible things the kids are doing. They somehow manage to have a good education system, but most of the sports suck. If you are thinking about transferring your kids from any other district while they are in jr high or high school, DON'T! They will come out hating their life with no friends. Sylvania kids do not adapt well to change. If you want to raise a family here, just be prepared for your children to either be A) total outcasts or B) slutty drug abusing drunks.

Mom can I have a party this weekend?

Sure what kind of alcohol would you like?

Man I can't wait to party in Sylvania, they have all the best weed and liquor around!

by bonjourbabyy November 4, 2011

sylvia browne

Lying physic whore who likes to chew on her fake finger nails with her fake teeth and twirl her fake hair and sounds like a raspy old smoker along with an old wore out trombone.

sylvia browne...I can predict the future
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know dont,I sound Great?????????????????????????????

by In Yo Face January 14, 2008

Sylvie

She works at McDonald’s and is always serving chicken nuggets to anyone and everyone 😂

I need chicken nuggets sylvie !!!!!

by es09 November 19, 2017

sylvan

someone with a huge penis

Maltese sylvans are beautiful.

by baa baa black sheep have you any wool January 27, 2007

Sylvester bitch

A stupid bitch who owns a bar,that treats her employees like shit. She gets drunk and argues with her husband. While talking she has a speach inpedement,sounding like she has a cock in her mouth.

That robin is a sylvester bitch

by moto172 July 21, 2014

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020