swedehead

swedehead/turniphead syndrome A Brain damage head that's much larger than normal coming from consequences of the world's worst industrial catastrophe Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident in 1986 Swedish babies born on land contaminated with radioactive materials were most exposed in the months following had changes in DNA of the sperm and ovum caused genetic damage. Such mutations are passed on from generation to generation mental/physical development impaired by radioactive fallout from the nuclear accident,according to a long term studies in Stockholm Syndrome effects especially children conceived 1983 onwards.This mutation in babies if they survive and not just a vegetable are most commonly found in the most contaminated areas where radioactive cloud floated over,mainly affected the population of in no particular order Sweden Scotland Western Soviet Union/ Eastern Europe Finland Denmark Norway Austria Poland Switzerland Germany Ireland North America.

the term swedehead syndrome now covers any significant symptoms which include distinctive DNA mutations missing or duplicated deformed body parts,reserved personalities fair complexions misshapen heads,stunted growth,beached body hair strange radioactive blue cats eyes which glow in the dark.Sexual Dysfunctions in Men with limp penis,which makes the suffers moody and rude.

by mohair August 21, 2007

Reverse Swedish Helicopter

A legendary and extremely difficult sexual act. It is when a female balances on her shoulder blades propped straight up with her genitals perpendicular with the floor, and she supports the male with her feet. He is parallel with the ground but suspended in air by the female. The female will then proceed to spin the male (while inserted inside her) with her feet, constituting a Reverse Swedish Helicopter.

This works best with a strong female and a weak male.

"What is a reverse swedish helicopter?"

"Dude, its like a swedish helicopter, but reverse."

"That's like impossible."

"Naw I've seen it once. It was pretty epic."

by R $money$ February 4, 2009

Swed Head

A person who smokes weed everyday Another name for a stoner or pot head Swed Standing for
S-Smoke
W-WEED
E-Every
D-Day
Because some people get afended when called a pothead or stoner

Mister Bojangles and TC are The Biggest Swed Heads in all of Fat City

by MrGreenThumb November 12, 2009

Swedeway

An area located between Sweden and Norway, where the grass is green and the skies are blue. And if you're lucky enough, you might find a traveller named Natalie who loves photography and dancing.

I'm going to Swedeway this Summer!

by Swedeway June 11, 2013

swedal

she is a genuinely sweet person. she will always have your back and will always make you feel loved and appreciated. she is stunning and attracts so many guys. if you have a best friend like swedal never let go of her.. you won’t find anyone that loves you in the way she does.

“have you met swedal, she’s a stunner!!”

by softclouds May 30, 2020

Swedish vacation

An unplanned, unexcused extended absence from school, work, or any other daily responsibilities.

Ever since Floyd won 50 bucks on that scratch ticket he's been taking a Swedish vacation.

by mainset August 3, 2008

Swedish steamroller

A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.

Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?

Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.

by JackassNSlacker April 6, 2009