A co-dependent whore who can't think about anything but sex. Becomes suicidal if her gay sparkly boyfriend dumps her. A lot a people consider her a bitch. This is true but she is also a slut!
by AlphaWolfMika January 27, 2011
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Cupping your hand in a swan beak like fashion in order to perform a more gentle anal fisting insertion.
When anal fisting your significant other, it is better to to use the Diving Swan approach for their comfort.
by analogfight July 10, 2010
It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..
bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
by All knowing Teen January 04, 2009
The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.
by TheBigMystery April 22, 2010
Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her
look at bella Swan she's such a slut
bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
by harry potter nerd March 19, 2009
A: "That comedian was hilarious! I bet off-stage he's a real silly goose."
B: "I've met him a few times, you'll find he's actually quite the serious swan."
B: "I've met him a few times, you'll find he's actually quite the serious swan."
by Dr. Genius Ph.D. November 23, 2009