Bella Swan

A co-dependent whore who can't think about anything but sex. Becomes suicidal if her gay sparkly boyfriend dumps her. A lot a people consider her a bitch. This is true but she is also a slut!

That girl is so easy, she is such a whore." ... "I wonder if she is related to Bella Swan?

by AlphaWolfMika January 26, 2011

swallow the swan

To perform felatio. To suck a penis.

Francine knows her way around a dick. That chick can play swallow the swan with me any time.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Diving Swan

Cupping your hand in a swan beak like fashion in order to perform a more gentle anal fisting insertion.

When anal fisting your significant other, it is better to to use the Diving Swan approach for their comfort.

by analogfight July 11, 2010

bella swan

A character from the poorly written 'Twilight' Series.

It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..

bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.

by All knowing Teen January 5, 2009

Bella Swan

The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.

"Should I choose the furry, or the sparkly?" - Bella swan

by TheBigMystery April 21, 2010

Bella Swan

Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her

look at bella Swan she's such a slut

bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore

by harry potter nerd March 19, 2009

Serious Swan

(n)

1. The opposite of a "silly goose", some who takes things very seriously.

A: "That comedian was hilarious! I bet off-stage he's a real silly goose."
B: "I've met him a few times, you'll find he's actually quite the serious swan."

by Dr. Genius Ph.D. November 22, 2009