surging sanders

come out of nowhere

That guy is a real surging sanders

by zortan garfunkel January 14, 2016

Surging Sanders

When one cums out of nowhere much like presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently surged in the polls.

I was walking to the pharmacy when Will jumped out of a tree and Surging Sandersed me!

by Col. HappyFapper January 13, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Bernie is a Surging Sanders.

by Philosophantom January 16, 2016

Surging Sanders

"When you cum out of nowhere."
~ The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

When thinking about the possibility of nationally legalized marijuana, I Surging Sanders all over my favorite jeans.

by Bern Splotion January 14, 2016

surging sanders

When, in the midst of a sexual act, one unexpectedly climaxes.

Rico: Hey man. How did it go with Tricia last night?

Dustin: Meh. We got busy, but I got taken by the surging Sanders. Came out of nowhere.

Rico: Lol, just like Clinton. Cock Hero, bro.

by super.jellie January 23, 2016

Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish January 17, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.

or

I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.

by FrankSchapofWhitman January 26, 2016