Reverse Superman

The act of donning your glasses to seem and feel more competent, authoritative and intellectual.

James: The meeting with the stakeholders is in the Fern room, in 2mins!
Craig: *Grabs glasses, straightens hipster quiff, picks up macbook*
James: Pulling the Reverse Superman 'gain, are we?

by FooShank July 29, 2014

Superman dat hoe

When with a girl and you don't get any actiion, you wait until she falls asleep, jack off onto her back so when he rolls over the sheet sticks to her back giving her a cape. Most people know of this term from Soulja Boy's crank dat song.

Watch me superman dat hoe.
Yo, Billy did you get any last night? Nahh but I supermaned dat hoe.

by BS19 April 9, 2009

Superman

A man who thinks he's indistructable, and has a habit of rescuing damsels in distress. Hes funny, smart, fun, and easy on the eyes. He also has had my heart since day one. His story touched me, and I owe him my life too. He is nothing short of amazing.

"Superman, if you are reading this, this is the closest you'll get to me saying this aloud right now, but I love you. Love always, Queen Mari :)"

by texasgirl:) July 25, 2018

Sneaky Superman

When your lover is asleep, you cum on the back of their neck and then press the bed sheet there. Let dry for 20 minutes. Wake them up and see their cape fly.

sneaky superman

by Shandrew August 3, 2008

superhumaning

To lift your right arm in the air above your head and take a picture. Inspired by the boyband ReConnected's original song Superhuman in which the boys raise their arms above their head during the chorus. Superhumaning has been described as 'the new planking'.

Amy: omg. we should totally get some pictures of us Superhumaning

Teri: YES. quick put the camera on self timer.

Amy&Teri: *arms above head*

by tsukiko94 July 30, 2011

Superman

To change clothes really fast.

Person 1: Shoot. I'm late for work.

Person 2: You're not even dressed yet!

Person 1: Yea.. I'm gonna have to superman it and fly.

by Laroon November 27, 2010

superman the hoe

when you gving it from the back, and youre about to bust a nut, pull it out, squirt it alllllll over her back. then roll that hoe over stickin her to the sheets.

watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank that soulja boi then SUPERMAN THE HOEEEEE.
supersoak that hoe.

by sierra and rayne XD December 16, 2007