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Super Humman

A professional stuntman and wrestler who many regard as “the second coming of Jesus Christ”. Through entirely real and emotionally raw stunts, Super Humman pays for the sins of mankind. Super Humman’s pain gives us strength, as he loves us all. He is the son of god. He is also a genius, and a warrior poet.
Super Humman is the second coming of Jesus Christ our saviour. On judgement day, Super Humman will be there to pay for the sins of humanity by jumping shirtless from a plank and landing onto a lunchroom microwave.
by thanksyourwelcome October 30, 2019
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Super Tuna

A bop.

SOTY by Kim Seokjin Worldwide Handsome you know.
You can't get this song out of your mind ever.
ARMY: Aaaah!! SUPER TUNA choreography is so cuteee!! 🥺😩💜💜
by Loki approves Johnlock December 4, 2021
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I'm super bored

You really have to have no life to look this up. But since you did...

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Here is some one whipping and nay-naying at the same time
Nobody likes when I'm super bored, because I eat to much cheese
by Cheese for life #cheese May 27, 2018
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super hero crush

When a boy sees a girl, she makes him smile alot and get a little nervous.

Said boy and girl begin to talk.

Boy begins to realize that girl isn't just wonderful on the outside and hopes that she likes him too.
Girl resembles a super hero because of her hidden wonders.
Friend: wow is that Ingrid?

Paul: ya I talked to her in third period, she's even cuter when you get to know her.

Friend: nice man, you have a super hero crush
by strawberrysmoothiewithstraw January 9, 2010
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Super Smash Bros

Fuck fortnite. Super Smash Bros is a real man's game.
by Kramerkape October 5, 2018
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Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.
by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021
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super sperm

Sperm that is really powerful and likely to get a woman pregnant
Bob must have super sperm...he's only 25 and he already has 5 kids by 5 different women!
by Jessica201978 December 21, 2005
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