designer stubble

Similar to "BEARD" which can describe any "sudo-straight" relationship, This is reserved for use to describe celebrities only.

When a celebrity gay male has a beard - this is known as "DESIGNER STUBBLE"

Tom Cruise was spotted with "Designer Stubble" at the premiere of War of the Worlds.

by Peter Falloon July 4, 2005

Stubby Holder

A condom full of aloe vera

I wanked for about 7 hours last night and now I need a stubby holder to walk

by masqn October 9, 2009

stubbling

When you are too drunk to be able to say stumbling the "LA" version is Stubbling

I had 9 Kamikazis and I was so drunk I was stubbling all the way home

I'm gonna stubble over here for a second.

I think i'll have to stubble home

by trojangoat September 25, 2011

stumbly wumbly

A person with drown symdrome (has an extra copy of chromosome 21) and anyone that is mentally retarted, or has a mental handicap. The Abbreviation is SW. The mass transportation of SWs in public schools is known as "The Stumbly Wumbly Parade". They are transported in yellow scool busses in Oakland, hense the phrase:

"I go hyphy, dumb, stupid, retarded, while ghost-riding the yellow bus"

Guy: Whats wrong with that guy over there, he seems retarded

Other Guy: He is, he's a stumbly wumbly

by Jaden Korr September 25, 2007

stubby cunt

A shallow vagina

I knew she had a stubby cunt when I stuck the head in and she screamed, so I pulled out and shoved it up her ass and she screamed , some body finally gets me.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

double stubble trouble

After two men make out, one or both may have a chapped-lip or sunburn sensation on their face due to each others' stubble.

After his night with Brent, Jake was suffering from some serious double stubble trouble.

by Space Delfín Captain 5000 June 3, 2011

Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.

Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"

by high5er5 January 25, 2012