Scroogled

A stupid campaign made by Microsoft to bash Gmail about how they tailor it's ads based on keywords from the email. They also started a website and a petition about it.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard your dog died, but Google offered me some pet coupons. "

Guy 2: "You've just been Scroogled."

by TopTopLel February 21, 2013

scroogled

What happens to users who use Google services due to revelation of collaboration with the NSA. The collaboration is so deep, Google isn't even allowed to discuss their level of involvement. Unrelated to Microsoft marketing campaign. Related: microshafted

I was reading a news story that I found while searching on Google. Turns out I'm scroogled because the NSA has my search history.

by dipiddy August 26, 2013

stoonge

1) a penis 2)A major insult if someone calls u a stoonge fight them immediately

I'm gonna whip out my stoonge.

He called me a stoonge so I killed him.

by Stoongeheadedyak April 18, 2018

willy stranglers

Items of clothing that "strangle" your willy. Particularly Y-fronts and tight swimming speedo's.

"eurgh he's wearing willy stranglers"

by jimbobthedon May 16, 2008

cock strangle

noun: a tedious ordeal; something painful or difficult; an extremely annoying experience

also can be used to refer to a person who exhibits such characteristics, although "cock strangler" may be more appropriate.

"Dude, that test was a fucking cock strangle"
"ugh, trying to get her to hang out is a cock strangle"
"You damn cock strangle(r)!!!!

by Big Poppa Clem June 27, 2017

Carolina Cock Strangle

When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed, then you choke her while fornicating her throat.

I saw your mom last night, and gave her the old Carolina Cock Strangle.

by Raperist September 25, 2014

Stringle

One evening a group of girlfriends and I were getting ready to go out and we were talking about who was going to be in the bar-a stringle is a straight and single man.

That guy over there is hot, I wonder if he's stringle.

by Malee Ackerman May 5, 2007