stiffany

getting a boner looking at ANY girl even fugly

That fugly gave him a stiffany but no one would notice his pants tenting with a short dick. Until he grows to 7 long and 5 around he can only hope to get fugly action. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.

by margrette sees January 18, 2013

Trouble and Strife

Cockney rhyming slang for "wife".

Hes jus got a new trouble and strife

by Da Beast March 25, 2003

stifflers mom

N. A term exactly similar to milf but usually one who will actually get with the younger boys she attracts.
(obviously originating from American Pie Series)

CJ; oh my she is such a milf, do you think she's like stacey's mom or stifflers mom ?

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

iffy-stiffy

a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.

dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!

by Zachs January 8, 2005

Stiff Little Finger

When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.

"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

Stiff Cock

A hard one.

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!

by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014

Stiff Arm

1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.

2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.

3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!

Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!

by NestleQck July 4, 2005