anal strategist
anal strategist by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008
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Ferrari strategists
The incarnation of people who always drop the ball at the most important moments, think Spurs but for Formula One engineers.
Able to find ways to screw their drivers over, from Fernando Alonso to Sebastian Vettel and now Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc.
Able to find ways to screw their drivers over, from Fernando Alonso to Sebastian Vettel and now Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc.
Ferrari strategists: "Box for Hards"
Leclerc: *goes into the pits*
Ferrari strategists: "STAY OUT! STAY OUT!"
Leclerc: "Fuck! Fuck!"
Leclerc: *goes into the pits*
Ferrari strategists: "STAY OUT! STAY OUT!"
Leclerc: "Fuck! Fuck!"
Ferrari strategists by Gerald725DoubleBarrel May 29, 2022
playing stratego
playing stratego by Plum Phat July 23, 2009
strategerie
George W. Bush's plan for the Iraq War. (In this case, George W. Bush was played by Will Ferrell in a Saturday Night Live skit.)
strategerie by Strategerist June 11, 2006
cheese strategy
Using an incredibly lame and easy "no-effort" strategy within video gaming, or just in general. Has to be effortless, overpowered or just a purely try-hard and annoying way of "cheesing" an early win. Examples of this is Zerg rush (Starcraft) or using the Noobtube in any CoD game.
I hate Jerry. Last night, he was totally using a Cheese strategy. You know the one with the roundhouse kicks? Yeah, he did nothing but that and won within 2 minutes.
cheese strategy by Timpster September 10, 2015
Strategical
Strategical \strə-'tē-ji-kəl\ adjective
Word to carefully pepper into important work interactions with superiors when one does not aspire to climb the corporate ladder. This scenario may arise when the next job up may be much more work than the payrise is worth. This word is to be used only with great consideration as it may lead to a shot yourself in the foot scenario with long term implications affecting your career.
*equivalent of using 'brang' instead of 'brought'.
Word to carefully pepper into important work interactions with superiors when one does not aspire to climb the corporate ladder. This scenario may arise when the next job up may be much more work than the payrise is worth. This word is to be used only with great consideration as it may lead to a shot yourself in the foot scenario with long term implications affecting your career.
*equivalent of using 'brang' instead of 'brought'.
Brenn the Manager to Company Director: I'm sending through the strategical development plans- they should be in your inbox any moment now.
Company Director to another Company Director: So Lenny's pretty good you say?
Company Director to another Company Director: So Lenny's pretty good you say?
Strategical by A little family of ducks March 27, 2009
comcast strategy
A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.
Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast strategy example:
To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
comcast strategy by me, mane July 20, 2014