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Stonker

British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.
Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!
by Retrogradesheep April 12, 2014
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Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.
by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010
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Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!
by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010
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Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009
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stickerbrush symphony

Name of the most perfect video game song in video game history.

However, the song has encouraged psycological breakdowns from its victims, due to the severe difficulty, hence bramble stage.
Stickerbrush Symphony is a great song, but at what cost?

Please, donate to the Bramble stage therapy, and live, for a brighter tommorrow.
by Someone Personson May 26, 2007
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Sticker Stomp

Sticker Stomp is the act of slapping somebody with a follow through open palm and following the impact of the slap is the stomp, generally using the foot or both feet.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.
Steven: Did you hear about jayden?
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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sticker collector

(adj.) a person who is constantly searching for compliments and affirmations from those around them. behavior consistent with a person who is a complete loser. (origin: a person shows-off, expecting some sort of reward, like a sticker)
"Dude, Scott keeps telling me about his fucking scholarship. What a sticker collector"
by amandalicious May 6, 2006
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