stitch licker

a woman who eats pussy

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

stite

Another word for shit, poop, ass candy, excrements, stool, etc.

"Jameson took a vicious stite"

by Trevern and Will July 24, 2006

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

Stitch it up

to suck it up and deal with a situation instead of complaining or looking for an excuse.

Quit complain and just stitch it up.

by lojek February 6, 2006

lacrosse-stitue

A girl who hangs out around the lacrosse team in they hopes of getting laid. They will attend parties that lacrosse players throw and will go to lacrosse games. It is important to mention that they do not exclusively date or fuck lacrosse players, just associate with them and their friends.

I'm going to Jeff's party because you know there's going to be a shitload of lacrosse-stitues there looking for dick.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

daddy stitch

When a woman gives birth vaginally, she is likely to tear. When she is sewn up, the Doctor will ask the father if he would like a few extra stitches. This will ensure a tighter vagina after giving birth.

The father was afraid that his wifes vagina would be loose after giving birth. So he asked the doctor if he would give her a "daddy stitch"

by Vinny V. May 24, 2006

Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011