Story time

An unfunny dumb useless word ruining a Tik tok comment section

I don’t even want to give an example cuz it enrages me sm but story time

by ur mommy’s big bittys March 30, 2022

Lesbian sex story

Alright let's get to the point.

Lesbian sex story: Mei had come home from a long day from work. Sh sat her purse on the table and went straight to her room. When she opened the door to se her girlfriend Ash, funny nude on the bed. "Come on I dont bite" Ash says full of lust. Mei walks up to the bed as Ash gets up from the bed and starts unbuttoning Mei's shirt as Mei caresses Ash's wet pussy. Mei moans is excitement and Ash takes off her pants as Mei takes off her blouse. Mei slams Ash onto the bed and starts making out with her as Ash takes off Mei's bra and slips off her underwear. "now the fun can begin." Mei spreads Ash's legs apart and licks her deep in her drenched pussy and Ash moans. "Deeper~ go deeper~ and harder~" while still in Ash's pussy, Mei wiggles her tongue faster and goes deeeper. With her hands she starts to playfully squish and poke Ash's nipples and huge titties. Mei comes up and gasps for air and seductively licks her lips. Ash flips so shes on top of Mei and plays with her wet, juicy, pussy. "Come on baby, fuck me. Fuck me till I cant feel myself anymore. FUCK ME UNTILL I CUM, CUM ALL OVER." Mei begs "You dirty slut. I'll fuck you HARDER THAN THAT." After that, Ash starts sucking and softly biting Mei's nipple while using four fingers to finger Mei. She moans in such delight "Deeper mommy~ DEEPER~~" So she goes deeper and Mei starts to cum. "Y-Yess mommy make me cum more~" They continued their sex until both was passed out and the sheets were covered in cum and their "juice".

by Bicurious Bitch May 23, 2021

Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Long Story Short

Taking a long story and summarizing its main points, skipping over unnecessary details

I wanted to tell you all about my amazing day , but long story short, I totaled your car!!

by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 25, 2008

jake story

a story without a clear ending or point

joey: one day, i was watching the history channel. . .

everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story

by Ooma December 9, 2008

cool story bro

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

by Geneva H February 7, 2009

Story Bucket

When someone tells an awful story that's not funny and has no point to it, a bored listener will tell the story teller to put the awful story into the story bucket.

Jill: Today I went to a vending machine to get some coke because I really wanted coke, but they didn't have any.

Bob: Story bucket.

by qwerty432743 June 23, 2011