Someone whose knowledge and use of stickers is unparalleled. Everything they put stickers on is instantly upgraded.
by Bill M Buttlicker November 14, 2020

An individual who displays their opinions, accomplishments (real or perceived), and travels in the form of stickers on all of their possessions. Usually a non-local outdoorsy wannabe.
by Bokchoypanini November 18, 2022

by madjunkie March 16, 2017

Harold: Wow! Look at that big sticker, Carolyn!
Carolyn: Dang flabbit! I would hire that big sticker!
Carolyn: Dang flabbit! I would hire that big sticker!
by Ave nylorac June 6, 2017

Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.
"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...
"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."
" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."
"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."
" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."
by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011

by Mystic Spiral September 1, 2021

A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.
I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.
by The Real Driller June 12, 2022
